Saturday, April 7, 2012

Bingley and Jane moving

I am still not over the wedding of my nephew and Elizabeth. It has not begun to feel like reality. 
I have heard that Jane and Bingley and moving within a thirty miles of Pemberly sometime this year. Mrs. Bennet is absolutely distraught that three of her daughters have moved away from her. Currently, one of them, Kitty, is at Pemberly. Mr. Bennet is also at Pemberly considering the only people continuously left and Longborun is his wife and daughter, Mary. 
Darcy has invited me to come over for dinner, but I do not see the point in it. Maybe something interesting will happen soon.
For now, the lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine

To my disgrace...

It is very difficult for me to type out these words. My dear nephew has just sent me word that he proposed to Elizabeth again. She accepted the proposal this time. I am appalled at the nerve of that girl! Does she not understand her ranking to us? I most certainly will not accept this. To think, she'll be just over yonder at Pemberly soon.
Oh! my poor Anne! What will she do about a husband now? She is far too ill to go to any ball or to town to meet any men. I'm sure something will pan out.
I must rest, for I am still weak over the news. 
The lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine

The nerve!

My visit was brief and has greatly upset me. I arrived at the Bennet home only to go for a walk with Elizabeth in the garden. My sole purpose for this trip was to warn Elizabeth to stay away from my dear nephew because she is far inferior to us. 
While explaining that Mr. Darcy and my Anne have been meant for each other since birth, I asked her to promise me not to enter an engagement with my nephew. 
She refused this! 
Appalled, I departed the Bennet estate as soon as I reached my carriage. The nerve of that child!
I must cool down, so for now, the lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine 

Jane and Bingley

It has come to my attention that Mr. Bingley and Jane are now engaged. I heard it happened one night after dinner when the two just so happened to be alone. To say the very least, Mr. Bingley asked Mr. Bennet for his daughter's hand in marriage, so I must admire that, I suppose. Mrs. Bennet on the other hand is overwhelmed. I think they would have been far more happier had my nephew become part of their family, but I have said this before and I shall declare it again- we all know that won't happen! On that note, I do believe I will pay the Bennets a short visit. 
Until I return, the lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy at Longbourn

This past evening, my dear nephew and Mr. Bingley dined with the Bennets at their home. It is to my disappointment that Mrs. Bennet did not treat Darcy as equally as Mr. Bingley. 
Is she not aware that it was Mr. Darcy who saved her family from a social demise? Had it not been for the kindness of my nephew (which I can still not comprehend why he did this), the Bennets would be a disgrace. I think she's still distraught that Elizabeth refused him; however, she needs to let it go because Mr. Darcy is my Anne's now (better luck to Elizabeth somewhere else).
Anyway, now that that has been taken care of, the lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine

The Wickhams

I'm so glad that title does not apply to anybody in close relation to I. Yes, it is true- Wickham and Lydia married, and that girl is as snotty and arrogant as ever (so I am told). Mrs. Bennet was the only one happy to have her daughter back; on the other hand, Mr. Bennet and the remaining daughters were disgusted at her. 
What have I told you before? Fathers don't care about their daughters and this is a prime example.
However, this silly little marriage would not have happened had it not been for the generosity of my dear nephew who paid off ALL of Wickham's debts. I still do not why he did it. He wrote me to tell me it was because he still loves Elizabeth; however, I hope that will stop because he will be marrying my dearest daughter soon. 
I'd hate for her to have a husband who has feelings for somebody else. Well, there is much to be done around here, so until my next post, the lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Discovered!

It appears to me that Miss. Lydia and Mr. Wickham have been found by Mr. Gardiner in London. Although they are not yet marrying, they are demanding money in exchange for a marriage. 
Oh, that silly Lydia child! Does she not have a brain? I suppose if this is the only way to keep the Bennets from losing it all then it must be done.  It is also known that Wickham will be quitting the militia and moving North with Lydia once they return.
I am not very moved by his actions; however, I am thankful he is not marrying my daughter. I remember I felt this same exact way when he attempted to run off with my dear niece, Georgiana.
Well, my duty calls, so for now, the lady has spoken.
-Lady Catherine